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Post by Dean Robinson on Jan 8, 2007 13:20:03 GMT -5
How many CAS workers does it take to change a light bulb? "The light bulb doesn't need changing, it's the system that needs to change." None. Social workers never change anything. None. They empower it to change itself! None. The light bulb is not burnt out, it's just differently lit. None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness. Two. One to change the bulb and another to put your kids into care. Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement.
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Post by rtmq on Jan 16, 2007 11:16:31 GMT -5
How many CAS workers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. All bulbs must be removed from their sockets, in the best interest of the bulb.
Robert T McQuaid Mattawa Ontario
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Post by Dean Robinson on Jan 16, 2007 14:13:53 GMT -5
lol good one Rob
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Post by julebran on Apr 15, 2007 18:43:26 GMT -5
lol I want to hear more CAS jokes please to save my sanity..lol..
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Post by ? on Apr 15, 2007 20:14:45 GMT -5
Good stuff LOL
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Post by julebran on Apr 15, 2007 21:23:54 GMT -5
Here's one...What do you call your hand on a CAS worker's mouth?..A darn good start..
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Post by visitzkidz on Jul 28, 2007 23:41:39 GMT -5
Man, am I ever having a better time tonight reading this.
What do you can a loght bulb over a CAS worker's head?
A sign that they'll be fired... 'cause they're starting to see the light.
Viz
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Post by funnel on Jul 29, 2007 6:55:41 GMT -5
Two C.A.S Workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening. They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane. Upon investigation, they found a semi-conscious man in a pool of blood. "Help me, I've been mugged and viciously beaten" he pleaded. The two workers turned and walked away. One remarked to her colleague: "You know the person that did that really needs help."
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Post by funnel on Jul 29, 2007 6:57:20 GMT -5
What's the difference between a C.A.S worker and a pitt bull terrier? At least you can get part of your baby back from the pitt bull.
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Post by funnel on Jul 29, 2007 7:00:41 GMT -5
A woman walks into the welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yes, they're all mine" the tired momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
Well," says the social worker," then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all their names." "This one is my oldest-he's Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one's Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, also named Leroy! The social worker replies, "All right...I'm seeing a pattern hereā¦Are they ALL named Leroy?" "Well, yes...it's actually really convenient. When it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' and they all come running. And if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and the kid, whoever he is, stops in his tracks. It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "That's easy, said the mother.......I just call them by their last names."
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Post by ricky G on Mar 7, 2008 20:52:15 GMT -5
What's a CAS worker say during a serial killer movie? There I Am
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Post by lol on Mar 8, 2008 11:20:23 GMT -5
serial killer movie, rotflmao..........
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