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Post by bizzi on May 11, 2007 9:32:36 GMT -5
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
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Post by scarred on Jul 23, 2007 10:45:39 GMT -5
Now that was one of the funniest things I have ever read, albeit that it is so close to the truth.
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Post by Guest 300 on Jul 23, 2007 18:30:42 GMT -5
ROFLMAO..that was too funny Bizzi thanks I needed a good laugh today! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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